-Yes, yes it is.
Did I make out with Dark-Heart Door-Boy, Goth Internet Creepster, and Skinny [sometimes tranny] Door-Boy all at once??
-Yes, yes I did.
Did the ATM spit out too much money and did I subsequently invest that money directly into abusing my liver??
-Uggggggghhhhhhhh, yes.
Did I make out with Aesthetician Boy at the urinal whilst mid-pee [Ala Chest-Tat Boy]?? If so, does that make me a member of some kind of fringe sect of the Watersports community??
-Yes, and maybe.
Did I really go home with Goth Internet Creepster?? Was that reality or some kind of subconscious manifestation??
-…??
Did the clock really say 6am when I stumbled in the door??
-…??
Did I really have room temperature cajun food for breakfast??
-Uggggggghhhhhhhh, yes.
hung. over. as. i. type. this.
-awk. all. nite.
